Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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