I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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