I can tuck mytits in my pants
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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