38 yer olds are good kisserssss
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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