Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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