finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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