I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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