she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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