Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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