i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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