Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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