Duck Duck Cougar?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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