i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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