You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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