Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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