Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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