love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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