I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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