I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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