Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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