whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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