Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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