Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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