I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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