If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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