I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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