I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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