You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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