is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
