What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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