spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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