She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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