you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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