drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
