If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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