yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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