my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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