Where is the hickey?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
where are my eyebrows?
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