that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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