have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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