So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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