A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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