Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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