I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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