I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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