belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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