Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I think your dad took our porno
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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