You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just blew my weed a kiss
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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