She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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