I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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