Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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