Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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