Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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