There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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