Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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