New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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